Lights from car slow exposure lightning effect Poem

MemSQL: The Fastest In-Memory Database

In the world we live, things move fast
What once was first, now is last
Databases, are the next frontier
Just long time storage? That was yesteryear

Data drives, our every move
From traffic guides, to the clothes we choose
You need it fast, and need it now
It’s got to move, some way some how

So let me tell, of the newest way
To store your info, without delay
MemSQL, will do the trick
It brings performance up, many ticks

Scalable, and real-time ops
You get what you need, it really pops
Calculate, from the latest stats
You’ve never made, decisions so fast

MemSQL, it’s the newest craze
Leaving other db’s, in a daze
Get currentĀ numbers, and analyze
Its efficiency, lets your data drive


MemSQL is an in memory database best suited for fast and real time data retrieval.

Project Repat Quilt From T-Shirts Poem

Project Repat: Get Your Eco-Friendly Quilt of Shirts

In the back of your closet, and bottom of drawers
Buried beneath everything, are shirts of yore
Of times past they remind, of life’s earlier cares
Too close to let go of, too far to still wear

You might find a box, to keep them safe
For that day you might need them, just in case
But we all know they linger, for dust and for moth
It’s a common conundrum, when hearts mix with cloth

Coming to your rescue, on a white noble steed
Is Project Repat, it’s what your shirts need
Send them away, to be cut into squares
And they’ll return you a quilt, for all to share

The process is easy, it will leave you in awe
To enjoy your shirts once more, for a final hoorah
The quilt you should know, is eco-friendly
Reducing carbon footprint, it’s like planting a tree

And the place that it’s made, is familiar to most
In the U.S. of A., toward the East Coast
Project Repat, takes your memories
and for a nominal price, makes a quilt from your tees


Project Repat makes custom quilts from your t-shirts. It gives you one last huzzah for shirts you love but just aren’t going to wear anymore.